tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-272532352008-05-08T00:11:35.105+01:00UnrationalCuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-77301157457806274962006-10-12T23:01:00.000+01:002006-10-12T23:04:15.478+01:00Finger Lickin' goodAnother classic from Simon over at Los 3 Gato Cypriato. I think I might just head off to some island somewhere and blog about it; looks like fun.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-16367638610203054632006-10-04T22:46:00.000+01:002006-10-04T22:56:30.038+01:00Read all about itI've just finished reading a phriends (scratch that, I don't work with him any more) friends new blog, The Three States if Cypriot Cats. It's a series of musings on the ex-pat life in a small Village in Cyprus. It's well written, witty and well observed.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1156319180064729182006-08-23T08:27:00.000+01:002006-08-23T08:46:22.100+01:00Southampton 90210If anyone asks you, I don't live in the England, right? I'm from Beverly Hills. See, I was listening to Keane's new album, Under the Iron Sea, and thinking to myself that I cannot think of any similar music. Then it occurred to me that maybe I hadn't listened to enough music to decide that there wasn't any similar around! I'd read something a while ago about Pandora. This site builds you Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1156230572002332882006-08-22T08:05:00.000+01:002006-08-22T08:09:32.016+01:00WankersBig Brother is over - and, no surprise, Pete (aka Tourrettes boy) won it. Earlier I mentioned that I'd put bets on three of the housemates to win, Pete, Imogen and Glynn. I was hoping for Glynn to win it, purely and simply because I stood to make the most money out of him winning (£21). As it was, with Pete winning, I got £6, which is a measly £1 profit. Shame you couldn't bet each-way on Big Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1156193719957188062006-08-21T21:37:00.000+01:002006-08-21T21:55:20.013+01:00eBay gumIt started small, with Tamagotchi batteries; you've got to get your Tamagotchi batteries from somewhere, right? Then it got a little bigger, an Analogue cable TV receiver; every home should have one. But I think I could have gone a little too far with the Porsche Boxter. I'm sure Suzy will understand.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1150218001546710792006-06-13T17:52:00.000+01:002006-06-13T18:00:01.556+01:00IngerlandI've surprised myself, once again, at how my brain works. In short, it doesn't. I see an opportunity to watch a nice football game at the pub with a few friends, fine, great even. Because it's a special occasion, I agree with my wife that it's OK if I go out for a few beers after the game with my friends, just to catch the other matches, fine, great. So why is it that I went utterly mental? I Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148716862488984612006-05-27T08:55:00.000+01:002006-06-10T01:03:33.370+01:00ShouldersAm I a fetishist? I find shoulders attractive. A good pair of shoulders, to me, is probably better than a good pair of legs - so why is it that shoulders get such a bad rap? How many times have you heard someone say 'what a great pair of blades' ? I'll wager (uh-oh, gambling is back) that the answer is never. On the other hand, how many times have you heard someone say they will 'shoulder the Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148672746376418862006-05-26T20:12:00.000+01:002006-05-28T16:29:33.976+01:00Grandson of GamblogMonumentally bad day! 14:40 Goodwood - Mountain High £5 @ 8/11 lost 15:30 Newmarket - Lets Roll £5 @ 10/3 lost 15:40 Haydock - Escape Clause £6 @ 1/3 lost 16:10 Haydock - Pride Of Nation £5 @ 5/4 won 11.25 16:55 Goodwood Nicada £6.25 @ 17/2 lost I've withdrawn a bunch of money now, so this is today:- Movement: down £16 Account: £0 Hand: £42.75 I do have several bets outstanding though... Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148593386320685432006-05-25T22:37:00.000+01:002006-05-25T22:52:40.470+01:00Big BoretherYou should know something about me, I'm very faddy. I am guessing, that if you're reading this blog you probably already realised that I get heavily into something for a while, really enjoy it, and then get bored. Well, it didn't take long, but I think I've reached the end of my teather with Big Brother. All the interesting people are walking, or have walked, out of the house. The ones that are Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148592978287214882006-05-25T22:33:00.000+01:002006-06-01T08:35:08.346+01:00Son of GamblogBad day today. 20:35 Lingfield Kahlua Kiss £5.00 @ 12/1 lost 15:55 Ayr Secret Liaison £5.00 @ 5/1 lost 14:50 Ayr Deutschland £5.00 @ 6/4 won £12.50 14:40 Goodwood Corridor Creeper £5.00 @ SP lost 14:10 Goodwood Night Crescendo £5.00 @ 4/1 lost I also put a very shameful bet on something else, which takes another £5 off the account Movement: down £12.50 Account: £32.50 Hand: £25.00Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148500519324967202006-05-24T20:45:00.000+01:002006-05-25T10:51:16.976+01:00GamblogI have had a roller coaster ride on the horses today (which, if you think about it is an odd image - a carousel ride would be much more fitting). I have been playing some more with Ladbroke's money. Here are the highlights of today's action: 14:55 Kempton £10 on Fajr @ 9/4 (favourite) lost 15:25 Kempton £5 on Rezzago @ 8/1 (rebound!) lost 20:15 Sedgefield £20 on Heartstopper @ 6/4 (favourite) Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148497541252582192006-05-24T19:53:00.000+01:002006-05-24T20:06:02.056+01:00Birds wordsThere is nothing worse in this world than a man using women's words. I don't mean words about women, no, I mean words that have clearly been designed with ladies in mind. Words like tea-cake, smooch, and yummy. There really should be a ban on the use of these words, by men, in public places. We have a smoking ban, and, whilst I find the smell of someone else's smoke on my clothes mildly Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148414022884941922006-05-23T20:29:00.000+01:002006-05-23T20:54:40.086+01:00BB7 Bio: ShahbazAge 37 Sex Male Occupation One-time Rent boy Hero Patrick McGoohan Music Shirley Bassey TV Are You Being Served? Shahbaz loathes hypocrisy, loves not sleeping and adores his mouth. His biggest ambition in life is to knit his own Kylie Minogue to wear to parties.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148238559556508362006-05-21T20:08:00.000+01:002006-05-21T20:09:36.326+01:00BB7 Bio: LeaAge '35' Sex Only if the cameras are rolling. Occupation Model Hero The Montgolfier Brothers Music Gail Williams TV / Movie Plastic Fantastic (XXX) Lea sees herself as a caffeine addicted, honest single mum, with a body 'to die for', although it is also a body that 'she paid for'.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148194941806470742006-05-21T07:38:00.000+01:002006-08-12T23:27:58.323+01:00BB7 Bio: GlynAge 18 Sex Male Occupation Lifeguard Hero David Hasselhoff Music Baywatch classics TV / Movie Baywatch Glyn sees it as his duty to show off his sexy body to the nation. Missing his A-Levels to do it, is a bonus. A cunning linguist, Glyn speaks both Welsh and English.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1148193062387455892006-05-21T07:27:00.000+01:002006-05-21T08:27:50.203+01:00Weak, I am weakI caved - I had given myself 2 weeks before I would start watching BB7, as it turns out, it only took me 2 days (and it was probably less than that). I've decided that I cannot keep banging on about Big Brother over here though, so I created a blog specially for that event: bb7-uk.blogspot.com. What I am going to do, just for fun, is create some unofficial biographies of the housemates, I'm Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147994683636181382006-05-19T00:19:00.000+01:002006-05-22T18:03:34.170+01:00Big Brother goes Dahl-ishLet me see if I understand how this works: You buy a chocolate bar, find a golden ticket, and get a chance at the big prize? I have a feeling I've seen this before somewhere. In a book maybe, or, that's right in a film - that nice Johnny Depp man gives away a factory in a competition something like this. I foretell that the first ticket will be found, by a German. Their name will be Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147992015151037072006-05-18T23:33:00.000+01:002006-05-19T16:52:33.516+01:00Tourettes Cash BonanzaI don't watch Big Brother, but, I think I just saw that they put a guy who claims to have Tourettes syndrome in the house. This is a master stroke from show's creators, Endemol. They will now not have to bleep any of the Big Brother episodes. Doing so would constitute discrimination. The result? Viewing figures will go through the (already pretty high) roof. I know it's going to happen. I know Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147990562940071302006-05-18T23:12:00.000+01:002006-05-19T16:50:25.930+01:00Could I have a problem?I now only have £10 of their money. I have placed 3 bets on the leading goal-scorer for England in the World Cup. £5.00 on Frank Lampard at 9/2 paying £27.50£2.00 on David Beckham at 10/1 paying £22.00£1.75 on Theo Walcott at 16/1 paying £29.75I reckon it will give me something to cheer for, even if England lose and go out early.That man-giraffe Crouch (could there be a less apt name?) had Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147990290090242952006-05-18T23:04:00.000+01:002006-05-18T23:24:37.623+01:00Gambling paysI have just made my first foret into online gambling, and to my surprise, it paid off. The story goes like this, I have a friend who has a phriend who was receiving some excellent information about horse races. He was going to pass this information on to me, and I was going to make a whopping tax-free profit. Needless to say, it was a scam - and one that was actually up and running! The good Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147868970200820992006-05-17T13:25:00.000+01:002006-05-17T17:59:21.400+01:00Not spam, and that's officialI received an e-mail the other day telling me that blogger's automated service had examined my blog and determined that it was likely to be a 'spam blog' - Great! What is a spam blog? Well, to quote blogger's own definition, a spam blog "can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive or nonsensical text...". Now, I appreciate, I am no poet, and not the most eloquent of people, but I have readCuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147370265697250172006-05-11T18:30:00.000+01:002006-05-11T22:28:24.550+01:00DudeAt what age does it become unacceptable to use the word 'dude' in conversation? You may think that there is no age at which it is acceptable to use the word 'dude', and you would not be alone in this opinion. The odd thing is, I thought exactly that until I was in my mid twenties, and then, for some reason, it became OK. I am now in my mid thirties and, the other day, someone responded to my Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147199194375164732006-05-09T19:25:00.000+01:002006-05-09T22:44:46.283+01:00Think ThreeMoney cannot buy you happiness. It can however buy a far better quality of sadness.Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147120675695771812006-05-08T21:34:00.000+01:002006-05-09T19:25:25.266+01:00Vive la differenceI have been 'encouraged' to state that an undisclosed company are not, as previously reported, evil scam-mongers. In fact, they are just good business people with a strong understanding of what is fair. The incredible low-low price is simply to give reduced income families the opportunity to experience the luxury of a cruise across the Channel, to one of the undisclosed jewels of mainland EuropeCuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27253235.post-1147120390324986112006-05-08T21:17:00.000+01:002006-05-08T22:06:56.340+01:00Hold the front pageNothing particularly interesting about this - but I found a picture from our local paper of the time we went on a tour of historic sites around our home town, Southampton. Even though quite a lot of the older buildings were knocked down during the second world war, there is still a fair bit to see, for example, the building in the background is Bargate, the ancient entrance to the city (although Cuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.com