There is nothing worse in this world than a man using women's words.
I don't mean words about women, no, I mean words that have clearly been designed with ladies in mind. Words like tea-cake, smooch, and yummy.
There really should be a ban on the use of these words, by men, in public places. We have a smoking ban, and, whilst I find the smell of someone else's smoke on my clothes mildly annoying, I find the sound of a bloke telling his friends about the "Yummy tea-cake" he had the other day downright offensive.
In fact, it makes me want to sob.
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